Okay fine… Don’t text back.

laugh-addict:

 

via laugh-addict

(Source: suckmylumpia)

That moment when you realized you said something really embarrassing.

laugh-addict:

heyfunniest:

via laugh-addict

(Source: wowfunnyblog)

nerf-car:

soitenly:

511kinderheim:

thefuzzydave:

Three Grandmothers watch the Kim Kardashian sex video. Best 90 seconds you’ll spend today.

i hope to be these women in the future

holy fuck im dying

literally my future self 

when i’m older…

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

mrbluecinema:

morbidlycurious:

….the shocker?

Holy crap! I live closeby to that aquarium! :)

mrbluecinema:

morbidlycurious:

….the shocker?

Holy crap! I live closeby to that aquarium! :)

(Source: g2bbg, via the-wolfbats)

deadb1ogger:

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

can you imagine beyonce telling you that you cant hang out with her

life wouldn’t be worth living

deadb1ogger:

officialkylieminoguedragqueen:

can you imagine beyonce telling you that you cant hang out with her

life wouldn’t be worth living

(Source: dylanzarate, via fuckyeahloldemort)

When I decide to live up to my bad repuation

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I hookup with someone on a twin XL

whatshouldbetchescallme:

i-was-pooping-when-i:

da-heell:

THIS OMG

fucking shit

i-was-pooping-when-i:

da-heell:

THIS OMG

fucking shit

(Source: ragecomics4you, via fuckyeahloldemort)

When my guy friends have an "intelligent" debate

whatshouldwecallme: